Simp Tax Calculator

Use this calculator to add together what you owe me for being a virgin, simp, weirdo shrimp (along with all your other faults).

Goddess Jinah FORM ST-69 (Rev. 2025)

Section A - Penalties and Fees

Virgin Incel $3.00

Software engineer $5.00

Undateable and disgusting $5.00

A pathetic lurker $5.00

Asian girl fetish $5.00

Brain-dead gooner $5.00

Addicted to feet $4.00

Section B - Cuck calculation

🍤 dick tax (Line 7)

0 inches ($10.00)

Section C - Special Circumstances

White male penalties (25% added)

Still in school ($broke baby)

Total Owed to Goddess Jinah: